Ecco una serie di comandi dagli esiti simpatici che potete lanciare sulla vostra cara shell Linux (UNIX)… [ in grassetto i comandi e a seguire le risposte ]
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% got a light?
% sleep with me
% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% make ‘heads or tails of all this’
Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
% make sense
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.
% make mistake
Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.
% make bottle.open
Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
(-: Command not found.
% make light
Make: Don’t know how to make light. Stop.
% date me
You are not superuser: date not set
% man rear
No manual entry for rear.
% [Where is Chandra Levy?
% “How does Gary Condit rate as a liar?
% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )’s.
% * How would you describe Bill Clinton
%Vice-President: No such job.
% “How would you rate Reagan’s senility?