Divertirsi con i comandi UNIX

14 gennaio 2012 Amenità varie, Informatica

Ecco una serie di comandi dagli esiti sim­patici che potete lan­ciare sulla vos­tra cara shell Linux (UNIX)… [ in gras­setto i comandi e a seguire le risposte ]

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% got a light?
No match.

% sleep with me
bad character

% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% make ‘heads or tails of all this’
Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.

% make sense
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.

% make mis­take
Make: Don’t know how to make mis­take. Stop.

% make bottle.open
Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

% \(-
(-: Com­mand not found.

% make light
Make: Don’t know how to make light. Stop.

% date me
You are not supe­ruser: date not set

% man rear
No man­ual entry for rear.

% [Where is Chan­dra Levy?
Missing ]

% “How does Gary Con­dit rate as a liar?
Unmatched “

% If I had a ) for every dol­lar Rea­gan spent, what would I have?
Too many )’s.

% * How would you describe Bill Clin­ton
*: Ambiguous.

% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.

% “How would you rate Reagan’s senil­ity?
Unmatched “.

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